The Morning After
When I woke up and saw her face, I knew
Last night I’d gone and drank too much damn brew
Woke up next to what looked like a baboon
She made this man decide to give up poon
She’s got a face even her mom cant love
She scared me so much I grabbed my boxing gloves
She said, “I thought you loved me just last night?”
I said, “That was before I lit the light!”
Not trying to be mean, but she would make
The forty-year-old virgin want to wait
I think it’s starting to come back to me
My beer goggles were on last night early
They turned the DUFF[1] into what I thought was
The hottest P.O.A.[2] in that there club